Harbaugh, one month later: “I cannot believe the irresponsible speculation in the media these days. For you guys to try and figure it out for yourselves is just ridiculous.”

Everything you need to know about where this franchise is headed can be gleaned from the opening paragraph (THIS WAS THE FUCKING OPENING) of a profile of their owner.

I feel the same way when I watch Cops.

Ban hammer came down hard, and we are satisfied.

Jason, for all we know this meeting might be the announcement for the Vita 2.

Du Li noted.

Give them a break, it has to be difficult to plan for a regularly scheduled, annual event.

+1 eye of the pyramid

Tre Mason: Man, fuck you guys. Not only am I not holding out, I was actually the first person to show up in St. Louis for training camp this year.

Joe Flacco thinks the Curry 2 Low is a bit flashy.

ehem, 3 digits, not 4. San Diego fans, amirite?

I think part of the donation was confusion when Jordan called his finance guy and said, “Hey, put a million on Black for me...thanks”

When did this new ‘no arrest for DV’ thing become a police policy?

Gary Anderson tried to catch a flight to say goodbye, but he missed it.

“I’ve got just the boat!”

Let’s all take a knee and give our final respects.

Would it be a Cardinal sin to give him a Viking funeral?

I’m not sure it was really necessary to refer to the Cuban-born Sabates as a “minority” in this racist headline.

Bell is learning the hard way that when you put on that Pittsburgh Steelers uniform, they expect you to bee where you’re supposed to bee.