What? Those uniforms are white and gold.

“I said you could use my resume as a template, not make a crazy sign on the back of it.”

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I am going to miss this woman terribly, and am hoping beyond all hopes someone keeps her shop open. When I got married a couple years ago, the wedding boutique suggested I check out her lingerie shop for a bra to go with my wedding dress. I have an extremely narrow back than is typical of my cup size, and Macys,…

Wrong. You are a quarterback of the Ohio State.

Johnny Manziel During Drunk Driving Arrest: I’m the quarterback of the Cleveland Browns. There’s nothing you ca—

Diana Moskovitz deserves a fucking Pulitzer for her coverage of the NFL’s craven stupidity on this issue and and, truthfully, in all things.

Dayuuim Deadspin. Gotta give it you this is some great muckraking, and journalism. ESPN, Fox Sports, NBC may want to take notes.

Only marginally better than the time Anakin Skywalker opened a Montessori school.

I know. Deklan is a terrible name.

Start with The Stranger, Odell.

Still legal in DC! My $11 is safe!
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Ok, that is a great quote. Next question.

That's not the only mistake. The calendar also has a picture of the Nationals playing baseball in October.

Fake outrage leads to free tickets, money, and/or perks not available to the people who are not-offended.

I think all of this asshole’s ire should be directed at whomever charged him $500 for that piece of shit.

I’m just hoping they can come to some sort of Missouri Compromise eventually