You’d expect a Wolfe would know better than to try to let things blow over.

Odd that such a tough, inspirational leader-badass looks so much like the most cowardly coward who ever cowered.

“Cortana, how did I do on that last play?”

This is an important story to report, because Hardy’s brother was in the driver’s seat. Talking to the media is not important, especially when there are unsolved crimes for the Hardy boys to investigate.

You know, Greg. If you want black marks on your face, instead of painting them on, you could do us all a huge favor and punch yourself there repeatedly.

“OMG!!! There’s a Vehicle Stopped On Shoulder ahead!!! Take evasive action now!”

#blackcoffeematters

I say double. But that’s water under the bridge.

If you live in your car, can you legally drink in your car?

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This is as important a story as Deadspin has ever done. My contempt for Hardy, Jones and Goodell is matched only by my admiration for Diana’s epic reporting.

And much respect to Deadspin for not letting this one go and publishing what they have.

This is beyond horrifying.

“Oh snap”

Jim Caldwell is as upset as I have ever seen him.

I wonder how many public libraries in the 90s started charging people for printing pages because of gamefaqs.

This sounds like a really fun trolling tactic, and I would have loved to take part in it myself if Cam Newton hadn’t stolen my laptop.

Why can’t the smartest plan be to play occasional neutral-site games in markets that don’t have NFL teams but are still at least within reach or maybe TV-range of being potential fan bases? Not necessarily annually, but to adhere to their rotating NFC-AFC/divisional formula.

I do somewhat enjoy seeing when they show fans in the stands at Wembley. There is zero cohesion as far as fan support, and almost never for the two teams actually playing that day.

As a lonely, desperate alcoholic who can seldom justify drinking before 10am, I fully support this plan.