tough shit.

And unlike most Idiots On The Field, ESPN actually aired them!

“This is totally fine.” - Adrian Peterson

+7.5

It would save everyone time if you put the disclosure first.

Every team ends up with discipline problems. Not every coach is as uninterested in solving them.

Wonder if he would have been suspended if the upcoming game were against Michigan or Michigan State?

If he wanted to fix that weenie arm he should have been doing more than just 12 oz curls.

“Why don’t you put the word ‘did’ in front of it?” he said. “And then a question mark at the end of it.”

The only thing Christie fantasizes about is milkshakes

“This is exactly the mobile game from Nintendo we wanted!” -Said no one ever

Wow, totally forgot about No More.

probably because of that big fuckin black shape in front of his face

This is kind of like the opposite of the Cowboys this week, where the GM had to keep Greg Hardy from cutting a coach.

Looks like resistance to me. He tells her to get up, pulls her arm, she yanks back, and then he mauls her. Her resistance doesn’t necessitate officer Grizzlybear’s reaction, but when a cop tells you you’re under arrest, why even put up a fight? So you can be a youtube martyr? You can’t win that situation.

This is a dumb fucking joke.

Halloween 2003 took place while I was in third grade,