Never have I seen a QB play like this.

This headline and entire article were written by Mad Libs.

Jesus, the Zapruder footage is clearer than this!

Very nice of them to go shirts and skins to tell them apart in that video apparently taken with a toaster. My kingdom for a pixel.

The White House is approaching Walmart levels of turnover.

He’s black. That’s my theory

The mechanics are probably worse than the pilots.

1) Because “nothing” happened to make it newsworthy.

Not to mention avoiding sharing a launch window with Cyberpunk 2077.

The school has retained an independent counsel to investigate allegations of unwanted hugging of students.

Hownthe fuck is this not being plastered over ever media site and television. This guy is an absolute hero in the realest sense of the word. 

To be honest...I am happy about the Vampires Bloodlines 2 Delay. Its been so long for a Sequel that I dont care if its Month or even more then a year longer. I want rather a good game then a hasted one that just wants to sell with the name. And also Bloodlines 1 was a bugged and unfinished mess. So please take all the…

Alternately: twice in the last month I’ve been running errands with my sister, and salespeople/cashiers assumed we were husband and wife. And I’m gay, and she’s a lesbian. It’s the inside-out version of your creepy scenario. : /

No no no, you’re thinking of Frank Miller. Moore goes to extensive lengths to thoroughly motivate all of his rape scenes.

I was just illustrating that Alan Moore is seriously into that shit. The man deliberately looks like Saruman. I mean, I don’t necessarily believe in magic, but that doesn’t mean that I’d feel comfortable poking a self-proclaimed practicing ceremonial thelema magician. Even if it doesn’t work, it is unnerving to…

Jameis said the craziest thing about playing in London is that you assault Uber drivers on the other side of the road!

A shining light in the True Crime genre is the British podcast All Killa No Filla: two British women who are really talented professional comedians discussing serial killers like real people do: with sympathy for the victims, annoyance at police shortcomings and angry contempt for the inadequate jerks who carried out…

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That’s why I don’t like True Crime (not dunking on you). I listen to how the system is just so broken, and it enrages me. I hope that this era of renewed attention will help address these issues, but I don’t see any signs of that. I listened to the first season of serial and I want Adnan Syed to get a fair trial…

I love true crime and there is no greater scourge to the field as fuckers who idealize the perpetrators. One of the many reasons why I am fascinated by the genre is the story it tells about a neglectful and incompetent justice system. One that actively ignores and disregards victims while denying their responsibility…