To be fair, “rarely straying from milquetoast political observations” is a pretty damning criticism.

Right. I think the root of Dennis’ problems with SNL–besides his complete lack of a sense of humor and, this week, a bizarre dislike of Kristen Stewart–is that he thinks SNL is a left-wing show that’s failing to provide proper left-wing comedy rather than a center-right show that rarely strays from milquetoast…

I give a fuck about the transition to video article format. I’d much prefer being able to read things. I can read an article three minutes that takes ten of viewing time.

Your “East sucks” take is about 3 years old buddy.  There were no less than 3 Championship calibre teams in the East last year, including the one that, y’know, won the Championship.

They would have been at highest a 4 seed and more likely a 6.

This is another reason to be amazed LeBron went to 8 straight Finals.

First of all the had been teammates and Matt considered Derek a friend. I don’t know where in the hell you from but where I’m from there’s a code. If we were friends and/or co-workers my wife/husband even if its a soon to be ex they are F-ing off limits! With all the women there are in this world...Oh HELL NO!!!

His former colleague and superior (NBAPA president and coach of the Knicks) is not just his soon to be ex dating other men. It becomes a work issue, too. In an ideal world, love is love. But management dating Labor’s exes does not look good in reality. (Especially with Fisher’ s reputation preceding him, and thus…

Without getting played? You must not remember that Stephen Jackson played himself when playing hardball with the Spurs.

When it forgets where the litter box is, forgets who you are, prone to having a stroke, etc. Cats that are willingly not challenged enough mentally break down faster, whodduh thunk?

It's cute you think the national media would care at all about anything with the Spurs.  We are such a small burg we keep all that stuff on the DL.  We didn't even tell y'all about the time Tim Duncan killed all those people. 

The idea that anyone believes two adults were sexting for a year with nothing else happening is so quaint.

The site of Fisher and Barnes' treaty? Temecula.

Just a quick reminder that Matt Barnes was separated from his wife, in the midst of divorce proceedings, and seeing other women himself when he drove to that house to beat up Derek Fisher and spit on his ex. As juicy as beef between two irrelevant NBA role players sounds, this was actually a seriously fucked up,…

If you have never seen it done, it is hard to explain. Think about some torture-porn scene on TV or in a movie. It’s like that, but not special effects and you are in the room. Lots of blood and you really just take a clamp, slide one tongue of it under the nail, grab on, and twist it off.

I’m a retired oncologist. I’ve seen a lot of nasty stuff. Disfiguring cancers. pain and suffering. People bleeding out in front of me. I’ve dissected dead human beings. I’ve been involved in surgeries on live ones. I’ve done literally hundreds of bone marrow aspirates which are often very painful.

Please stop autoplaying videos, if I want to watch it I will click on it myself.

I don’t care how many shots he hits or total points he scores- watching James Harden play basketball just sucks.

And that Title X funding is going to fake clinics that lie to women to keep them pregnant even if they don’t want to be. It’s fifteen shades of fucked up.

Oh shit, you’re telling me a video game website doesn’t report random murders, deaths, and accidents, and only mentions them when they’re notably tied to video games?

This has blown my mind.