It’s nice when Jezebel does a sports-adjacent post without insinuating that women have no idea what sports are.

Posting a Boban article without a Boban video is the rudest thing I’ve ever seen on Deadspin. And I’ve been here since AJ Daulerio.

Is it just my computer, or are the two embedded videos identical?

Mike D’antoni looks like the world record holder for most times being told “Sir, your rental car has been downgraded”

She sounds amazing. Is she single?

It shouldn't take longer than 5 mins to walk 1/4 mile. Doing that was mighty nice of her, but it’s hardly a feat.

My dream came true, except it was for you.

And her single sisters name is...???

You had me at "pulled off by my wife".

Way to humblebrag that you own a car, Mr. Fancy Man.

On the plus side, that is one of the sexiest stories I’ve ever heard. On the minus, after 4 OT, both were probably too tired to consummate the magical moment.

When my wife pulls one off, she’s not grabbing at my feat😊

That’s a keeper

Sounds like you got a winner.

You, sir, married the right woman!

Did you just say, “she made it back to watch Mt. Hood erupt” seriously? You’re amazing. 

You treat her right Phil. You treat her right. 

I need to get a wife like this. 

Probably because he couldn't eat a pussy in open session.