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There was a sequence where both teams channeled their inner Russ and missed 12 straight shots.

Nice to let Russ see the second round though.

I, for one, expect the Attorney General of the United States, to protect the interests of the people of the United States. Against all enemies, foreign and domestic.

I was actually really impressed with how the Sixers have defended Leonard, especially Ben Simmons. I’ve actually been impressed with Ben Simmons, during the regular season Leonard basically stole Ben’s lunch money then slept with his mother every time they played. I was worried that trend would continue, but it seems

Then you didn’t watch him play defense

Watching James Harden not get the foul calls he’s used to is the most reliable joy the NBA playoffs can offer.

So, he’s the reverse Doc Rivers then.

Brad Stevens is a poor coach for the chemistry issues the Celtics had this year but his real strength is in the sort of Xs and Os tactics that can give his team an edge in a seven game series. I trust him to adjust more than Budenholzer. 

The only article that I want to see on Lifehacker about the lottery is “Life Hack: Save Money by Not Ever Buying Lottery Tickets”

Bold Prediction: He won’t be a Redskin in 4 years

The Redskins have drafted 3 quarterbacks since 2002. They also have been missing a 1st round pick for the last two years they also haven’t one in 2003, 2006, 2008. In 2002, they had drafted Patrick Ramsey, Jason Campbell in 2005 and RG3 in 2012. Hopefully RG3 pans out in DC but if not expect them to draft another in

meet, me in. Temecula?

The Pete Carroll bod is a difficult look to maintain. Just keep angrily chewing gum and ignoring science and you’ll do great!

People like hating. MVPs, titles and stats will can get you in the top 20, hate will keep you out.

Where would you put him then, with his resume? Pretty much EVERY player with multiple Finals MVPs/a regular season MVP/will end up top 8 in scoring are Top 20 guys. Steph probably will end up higher than him all-time! But KD is certainly worthy of at least top 20. 

You skipped the part about how he lived in abject poverty in a country that didn’t give a shit about him until he was tall and could shoot a basketball.

I don’t understand how someone so talented and accomplished can have such a fragile ego.

When your dad leaves you as a baby but then comes back when he realizes you will be an NBA player, you’re gonna be pretty fucked up from that.  

I don’t understand how someone so talented and accomplished can have such a fragile ego.  Dude, we all know you’re good; one of the best offensive talents the league as ever seen.  How you possibly could have thought people would embrace you for joining the best regular season team ever (the one that had literally

That’s not entirely fair.  The Giants passed over 5 other higher rated white quarter backs to pick this guy up.

Best line I saw: Daniel Jones looks like the actor they’d cast to play Eli in a movie about Peyton’s life.