God the opportunity was right there for the rockets to stay in la and get in the wretched warriors heads.

EA’s just gonna start selling games via lootboxes.

My question: How in the actual fuck does Ross—who fails horrifically in attempting to recreate a Hulk and ends up destroying most of Harlem in doing so—fail upwards to the point that he’s the goddamn Secretary of State by Civil War??

How in the actual fuck does Ross—who fails horrifically in attempting to recreate a Hulk and ends up destroying most of Harlem in doing so—fail upwards to the point that he’s the goddamn Secretary of State by Civil War?? Who signed off on this? He is objectively awful at his job!

Both Embiid and Butler are assholes. They belong together. Embiid has been getting away with this all year with all the teams. It’s about time someone stood up to him.  He plays like a thug.

Yeah that’s a terrible joke. A slightly more functional version of the joke would have been “I actually don’t know about going up 3-1, you saw what happened to the warriors 2 years ago.” Embiid’s was a mangled version of a not very good joke that he then way oversold. I could use less of this comedy in my life.

I’m not saying you have to like anyone, but this is why people tend to think of Embiid as a lovable goof.

Certainly not. But also, the Nets giving the Sixers more of a challenge would make for a better series for everyone who isn’t a Sixers fan.

I’ve decided to adopt the role of modern big man in the NBA and sit in the middle of my office while people whiz by wondering why the company is even paying me.

This is how I stay effective at work too. Run around real fast so nobody can catch me, use the boss for a screen, put in an extremely efficient 34 minutes. JJ is my role model.

Well Kawhi is the big one, but look at Danny Green - great in SA, still great in Toronto. Kyle Anderson wasn’t quite as good in Memphis this year, but Memphis was also not a great fit and he was injured, and he still had a decent season. Boban looked good for the Clippers and Sixers, at least for what he is. Aron…

But also, a team that won 78 percent of its games when it took fewer than 30 three-point shots hoisted 33 and made five. So that’s 35 percent of their shots for 15 percent of their points. In a five-point loss. In a game in which they shot 52 percent from two and scored 74 points in the paint and from the line.

Right?! I was definitely kissing boys when I was 11. My mom delights in talking about how I had this big, obvious crush on my 17-year-old cousin when I was 3. I would actually blush when he came around (probably because he was nice to me and even then I sensed his “coolness,” lol), and I remember exactly how it felt…

“Why is this ok?! A child doesn’t know who they are at this age.”

Today:

Crawford and Nowitzki did it in the same game, and Luka Doncic had a triple double.

Clue 2 about his young age is he thinks dudes can’t/won’t jerk off without access to Internet porn. I guess he never had to jerk off to underwear ads in the Sunday paper.

Once I get married, I’ll never have to jerk again. Me at 12. 

Look at this guy. Doesn’t move a muscle the entire time. It’s like he already knew what was going to happen as soon as Lamb got the ball.