How goddamn hilarious would it be if he actually got bone spurs? Preferably mid restless Tweet-pacing.

I agree, they need to be old enough to at the very least be excited about seeing mickey mouse or Cinderella.

I find her endlessly irritating, so her music is an automatic skip from me when I listen to the radio. So I too would be able to sit on the jury.

I would be all for this!

Yes but the parents are paying to not be able to ride anything.

There is a local amusement here in Pittsburgh which does this periodically.

I feel strongly that Disney World should designate one day a week in each park as “adults only” day. It would rotate, so for example, on Monday Epcot would be kid-free. Then Tuesday might be Animal Kingdom, and so on and so forth. Families with kids could hit up one of the other parks that day, and adults could enjoy…

I, too, would qualify! Have only seen her picture on Jezebel.com, your Excellency.

My cousin is taking their one-year-old in a few months. Why??? Such a waste of money in my opinion.

My dad was a huge cheapskate when I was growing up so I never made it to Disneyland and Disney World until I was 15 and 21 respectively. (He paid for neither experience for me.) I thought both experiences were overpriced and sensory overload. I vowed never to return. Yeah I begged my parents as a kid, and now I’m glad…

I have a cousin who went to Disneyworld with the woman he’d been cheating on his wife with for years shortly after finally divorcing his wife. Without his two daughters (preteens at the time), who had to see it all on Facebook. He’s, generally, the most selfish asshole I’ve ever known. And the only person I know…

question to potential jury:

This is why I haven’t dated in years. I’ve tried, briefly, to get back out there... and I get no bites from anyone I’d be into. Just weirdos and chubby chasers (who are also weirdos). I am not interested in a relationship with someone who fetishizes my current size or worse, is a “feeder” who would encourage me to get…

You just made my vagina slam shut.

Like, OMG... it’s so heartwarming that he still loves her, even though her ovaries have shrivelled up and she has 17 grey hairs and lines around her eyes!

*Olympians rush to give him their hard-earned gold medals*

I understand maybe sharing something to encourage one’s fellow bros to not have such a narrow view of what is beautiful, in a woman, and to examine how popular media may be influencing what they like a little too much... but it’s pretty icky to make one’s wife a model example in this, and point out her different body…

This reminds me of when Lindy West confronted her personal troll. He admitted to targeting her not because she was fat but because she was fat and didn’t hate herself.

random anonymous guy a boner. Giving your partner of 30 years one doesn’t count. (although arguably more of a challenge.)

Mine just completely melded together. I’m basically Barbie down there now. NOPE.

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