Good white people from the U.S.A., you should have more weddings just to keep him occupied.

It’s nice to see a man with more marriages than non-bankrupt businesses shine his countenance upon this institution which Christians have worked so hard to protect from being diluted in meaning by the gays.

I honestly don’t know if I could have the will power to stand within arms length of him and not do something that would get me arrested.

more like prima nocta wrong.

Personal observation: every woman I’ve ever known who has referred to a male friend as ‘like a brother to me’ when queried about said relationship has been at least fucking that guy.

It’s making a comeback with the kids.

It never left. Get ya roll on.

I must say, he has a very unpleasant looking philtrum.* A phrase I have never uttered before. (Probably because most people’s are simply ordinary so you don’t even notice it’s there.)

1. Caitlyn could have not driven the convertible maybe?

Granted.

They all perished in the great hat fire of 2016. The trump hat of course survived because all things trump are incapable of being destroyed by any fire other than the firey chasm from whence he came.

I want to see “they look like they could be a trump sibling” happen as a common insult now....

$100 million net worth all on her own, and a retired athlete, and she only has ONE hat that was a free giveaway last year? Sure.

Hell, I’m poor white trash and I have more than one hat. I call shenanigoats on Jenner.

Totally rolled my eyes at “that’s my only hat”. I find it hard to believe a millionare who’s family is made of accessories owns one hat.

Permission to use the phrase “blocker booty” for the rest of time?

But she didn’t want to mess up her hair in the convertible, so she happened to pick up the hat, which happened to be her only hat.

Beyonce should totally play roller derby. She has a blocker booty. She just needs to put the recording device away while she does so.

Shouldn’t these be filed to dirt bag?
I know, I’ll go to my corner and take deep breaths.

Snapchat filters freak me out. This is how I know I’m old.