What?? This is the most nipplely nipplegate case in history. There are other pics from the day where her breasts are straight out hanging out of her dress.

My family’s old cat, Tordi, was indoor/outdoor, and lived to be at least 19.5 (she may have been older. That age is just going by her youngest age estimate from when she was adopted from the shelter). Then again, she was very smart and didn’t wander into the street or anything. Also, this was a cat who could take down…

*Squints brain*

I vaguely remember somethingsomethingWillaWhoever, from way back then... because I am an Old.

When I was young and single, I had this picture on my bathroom wall for inspiration, as well as one of Josephine Baker luxuriating in a bathtub. Ms. Loren and Ms. Baker - the OG slay queens.

I’ve seen this pic a million times and JUST noticed the nipples.

TBF her nipples are popping out of that dress, unless that is a photoshop.

♥♥♥

This picture is everything.

Yes, dear ^_^

Jeremy Renner staring into ScarJo’s magnificent breasts is certifiable proof that us gay men love a great rack!

I had a friend who trolled him online and he followed her!

Yeah, take a number, get in line.

I guess us plebs will have to stick to getting blocked by Jonathan Cheban

Getting blocked by Trump has been one of my goals for awhile now.

So all I have to do is post this?

Dayummmm, even Rita Ora is saying “Who?”

Ah yes, now he’s an American hero.

Or maybe he’s just trying to get in everything he possibly can before he gets his ass kicked to the curb.

Massachusetts is now a sanctuary state. Come at us, asshole.