If I didn’t know what this was I would have guessed it was a Britney Spears video that was never released.
She seems like she’s probably a nice lady, but she speaks as if the entire country has been breathlessly waiting for her to come back. She had one song that hit #22 on the charts. Who is even recognizing her?
I think she’s Harrison Ford’s little sister.
Egg?
She dated Nick Carter, (and Nick Carter > Nick Lachey), but as you rightfully point out, she had no daddyger to turn that into reality show gold like Jessica.
Oh God, I thought it was a “bad” Brittany Spears song!
File under Songs Britney Rejected.
Just putting this here for the folks who aren’t clicking through to the Billboard article:
This article was the meanest thing that I’ve ever read about someone I’ve never heard of.
I think she’s related to Henry?
Exactly.
Don’t mention Frank Zappa around my father or he will tell you for hours on end how he once shook his hand.
THAT IS NOT BILLY ZANE IS IT OMG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! So sad. He’s finger lickin’ handsome.
I keep waiting for him to go publicly and spectacularly off the rails, a la Brittney Spears/Lyndsey Lohan/Kanye, etc, but so far he’s been managed pretty carefully.
I seriously think he couldn’t deal with the rigorous tour schedule. And by industry standards, the need for live shows and touring for major acts is at a crazy peak for bands/musicians in order to make money. I don’t think that Bieber has the discipline and, guessing here, he just pussed out.
It was really tragic that his fake as fuck ‘I’m sorry I’m garbage’ tour actually worked. I was really hoping he’d fuck it up. The guy is such a fucking asshole. For years I was waiting for his Lindsey Lohan moment to happen... and then it did... BUT HE RECOVERED by literally writing a song saying Sorry. Vomit.
I’d wager it’s not so much legitimate mental illness so much as the Elvis syndrome: this kid’s been surrounded by a giant team of Yes-Men since before he hit puberty (obvs Elvis was older when he hit stardom, but the parallels are the same...)— he has never had to learn to function like an actual adult; he just has to…
Based on how often I hear his voice on the radio, I think this is unlikely.
Given that the music industry is in such a sad state, I’d guess anything is possible