So many kid movies are terrifying. Especially from the 80s.

LOL, pink with the word “Sexy” plastered across the ass!

However much she paid for it is too much, but now that you brought up the questions of label and price, I’m curious too. Ya know she’s not tossing the beloved piece though. John will do some magic on it and it will look as pristine as ever.

Yesss, he was such a better Daario than beardy mcgeneric

I’m more frustrated that they want to do a Hellboy reboot. Why?

Come on, man.

Can’t be helped that your parents didn’t like you enough to quit after you.

I find it so hysterically funny when people have one child with a normal name and another one with a really odd name. I will never forget a pair of sisters I used to know, who were named Mary and Lettuce.

I can’t believe people are arguing against the obvious fact that the youngest sibling is always cooler and smarter than the older one... And really humble about it.

Showing my age here, but my first reaction to seeing both girls’ names was, “August Max? You mean like the now-defunct Lane Bryant knockoff?”

Better yet, do not stifle your sneeze at all - just sneeze into your elbow or a tissue. Almost any physician will tell you that stifling a sneeze is detrimental to your health and can cause problems. If you need to sneeze it is your body telling you there is an obstruction in your respiratory system (whether you feel…

August is an actual name. But I’ve only ever heard it as a male name, with Augusta as the female version.

You’re letting Zuck off too easy. Max’s full name is Maxima. Like Nissan Maxima.

You forgot tacky. So very tacky.

I wanted to wait until I got home to read that article. I find it both interesting and kind of disappointing at the same time that a butt is a wine/whiskey barrel. At any rate, I have now added another useless fact to that portion of my brain taken up by random trivia: a full-butt is 108 imperial gallons!

5th harmony always look terrible and miserable.

LOL at the short-dress-with-pants number. Looks like she repurposed a dress she wore as a child...

The Democrats failed to clock that the world had changed.

..Though it has the advantage of camouflaging the neck while flashing decollage... All cutouts are minorly obscene.

I have lots of thoughts here! First off, are Nev and wife just THE WORST, or what? They both have these weirdly insidious smiles that really make me uncomfortable.