I agree, it’s way cheaper!! And it’s fun to upcycle clothing. I used to knit a lot but I can’t afford the yarn anymore. But a hoop, a little fabric, and embroidery floss is so affordable and you can do so much with it!

I really don’t like it (how often is your neck chilly but your collarbone warm?), but Dorinda is my honorary lovable wacky aunt so it looks great on her.

Well, are we talking imperial or metric buttload, here?

Ohhhhh I’m extremely jealous. I would sign up for something like this in a heartbeat if I didn’t live in the middle of nowhere. Sigh.

If you have trouble freehand drawing the design you could use a light source to help you transfer it to the fabric you’re using for the patch! I often do this or use solvy if the fabric is too thick. I think this would be simple enough though, and you can just whip stitch the edges when you’re done!

She gives 0 fucks.

What about those cowards in the chair force?

No self-respecting ACTUAL housewife would have failed to put dish detergent on that area before the top EVER made it near a dryer. Now that stain is set, bitch.

I’m curious about the value ratio of M16s to bayonets... Are bayonets really worth 5 M16s each?

A buttload, referring to military equipment, is one weaponized helicopter or tracked armored vehicle, fifty M16s, ten sniper rifles, two grenade launchers, or ten bayonets. Naval equipment is measured in buttloads of displacement.

Right. She’s America’s First Lady and fucking trump is in the White House.

Plus Kim looks like she’s wearing blackface again. Her skin is the same color as her daughter’s in these photos.

Terrible. Just terrible.

The more you know. ;)

Hey, at least we fought you guys on your our turf.

I’m sorry but what military trains its soldiers to “shoot to injure”? Surely not Uncle Sam’s. The rest of the training I can get behind but if you’re going to shoot, shooting to injure is hokey at best. Arms and legs are small targets and constantly moving.

Again I say, come get me when Taylor gets all strung out on coke and releases a acid punk single called “Kanye Can Choke On A Fish Dick.”

I like sparkles and the cut of Mel B’s dress and even the expressed sentiment, but do not like the goofy rainbow colors of the text.

Yes Kanye was just minding his own business and is a true victim. Try harder.