Yeah but he’s going to discharge himself from the hospital, take a taxi back to the arena and FINISH HIS FUCKING SHIFT

That’s the most facials I’ve seen since the latest Christi Mack video recommended on my incognito IE browser...

If he’d known that smashing balls into faces was part of the sport, Peyton Manning would have played the other football.

“For the first time in a 33-year NBA career, I saw a referee make a point of going out of his way and walking into our huddle and baiting one of our guys into getting a technical,”

Caught the whole thing right Deron video.

You probably typed this with your wifi turned on, which we all know causes electromagnetic fields that impact the macroflavotrol of the post. Nice try, Big Milk shill.

That’s an off the wall idea, but it just might make the Leafs into a contender!

Alternate theory:

Beard length.

“And that, grandson, was the last time I ever debated the merits of Keynesian and Austrian economics with someone at a hockey game.”

Honey Bunches of Yost

If they win badly or win well, I don’t care. Just win!

You’re missing an N. Otherwise, good job.

@KingJames
Killing Your Respective Interests Everytime, Forces Ultimate Competition Knowingly Interrupting Growth, Slowing Ur Culminating Knowledge Surely.

Kevin - a minor quibble, but AP Stylebook prefers “former LeBron whipping boy Mario Chalmers” on first reference.

@KingJames

Dude hasn’t posted in several days (just checked his kinja page).

but I think she’s overreacting a little

Yeah, but the stalker has announced that Erin Andrews is appealing.

Manning: Like Forrest Gump said, “I got you some ice cream.” Just kidding. It’s my balls in your face.