Ah the old Peyton Manning special.

I’d believe it. I once made a throwaway joke about Fiat money not being backed by anything while snowboarding with some buddies in New York; a lady overheard me and skied 30 yards over to me to accost me and tell me I was wrong because “fiat money is backed by the credit worthiness of the county it is issued in” and…

Balls

I tried to get here fast enough to make a “Tubthumping” reference. You beat me to it.

3+ hours raw? Man, don’t you chafe?

Dayummm Marcus! Back at it again with the Red Devs!

“Chips? Maybe I’ll switch to soccer!”- Pablo Sandoval

Counterpoint: you’re a twat.

I was trying to explain my hate for the Warriors to my girlfriend’s parents but they didn’t get it. I had to settle with the old “I’m from Cleveland”

Funny thing about Tiger’s back; it's located on his dick

“I told you videos can be old!”

Reading this comment.

The Battle of Dursun.

MLB teams hate him. Learn this man's one trick to score free season tickets!

Remember the article about people running away from insane things when they happen? That was a good article.

Mack Crowder got so excited by the title of this article.

Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the alps?!

Eh close enough.

Ok, so he's a basketball player. That don’t impress a me much...

You’re on third street! Now go on, get outta here.