Police said the man who was killed, Obinna Michael Durumchukwa, 34, was celebrating his birthday with his friend Nwabu Chukwuma

“Durumchukwa flung a glass at Chukwuma, which missed him and broke against the wall. Chukwuma then picked up a shard of glass and cut his friend’s throat in a fit of rage.”

Stop dangling your junk in our faces

Character truthers.

I was thinking “Hey, I wonder if this commentator will drop a homophobic joke.”

All that means is Kentucky could probably beat the Warriors.

Cue all the imbeciles who won’t get the joke in the headline. I’ve already fallen for this shit. Put another W in the win column for the Warriors. Winning 112-95 against the Lakers still counts as a win Deadspin!

BETRAYAL! AFTER YOU MADE ME LOVE YOU

Mejia: ¡Pero yo no hice lo que dicen que hice!

of course Marc-Andre Fleury would consider this tactic silly; when he needs a stoppage in play, he usually just allows a soft goal.

Jeez, what crawled up his 5-hole?

Yes, you as a father should be able to control what your daughters do until they die.

The Aston Villa squad is taking a different approach. They are catfishing 16 year old girls by posing as soccer players.

Fun fact: As soon as Fulham removed the Michael Jackson from Craven Cottage they got relegated. The curse is real. Don’t fuck with the King of Pop.

As if the Michael Jackson statue didn’t already out them as NAMBLA supporters.

KIT SYMONS: We’re going to try to catfish the players.

This explains a lot about Phil Jones’ face....

Billy, if you want to die because of something a Brazilian soccer player did you should just officiate a Brazilian soccer match.

My life achievements, ranked

I hate to be "that guy," but I'm two people over from nutshot guy and he seemed fine, in fact I'm surprised to learn about all this nutshot business, also, to see other people making GIFs with me in them is weird