metasynthetic
metasynthetic
metasynthetic

It is the darkest timeline.

I think he’s surrounding himself with family members like any paranoid mobster would.

A little O/T but I think I’ve found a way to survive the next four years, by combining our two favorite topics: kittens and politics. Because I can’t look at that bloated, orange fascist for one moment longer.

You know, everyone used to complain about the mid-season finale of Lost and then the supposed “ending” etc. But this is honestly the best season so far. Bet all you naysayers are feeling pretty stupid right about now about how “they’re not tying up all the loose ends” or how “the writers don’t know what they’re

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Not The F8 of the Furious?  The SVP of Marketing Puns over at Universal really fucked up this time.

Just throw some Saturn badges on the car. Nobody will know!

An epic tale almost as old as the Internet itself...

Wallet inspector!

never forget

Replace your bolts with hemis.

An acquaintance in the Aston Martin Owner’s Club bashed in the fender of his DB5. The front clip of a DB5 is one contiguous (and gigantic) aluminum piece that was beat over a wooden form. Works Service said “sorry, that car was made back when the Queen was still the Princess, so we don’t do it, but the GUY WHO

That guy who just stole the bucket of gold is in luck!

Remember back when all US cars were shitty? Remember why they had to step up and build reliable and nice cars? Competition isn’t bad, ya know...

USSR did that. Went poorly.

Can’t we all just keep our own stuff?

as of this very moment, i think president circus peanut intends to fuck at least 64,469,963 of us from the oval office.

It’s like that Electoral College everyone talks about. I keep hearing its degrees are useless.

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