Always use tuner companies that are located within strangling distance.

Ludacris is a rapper, Ludicrous is a Tesla launch mode.

Why the heck is the GTR driver manually shifting the paddles? Weird.

Here are the top 10 causes of crashes, in my estimation.

Heh ... fun fact - I’m an iOS developer and, more specifically, the lead for the mobile dev group at my company. It’s basically my job to solve problems handed down from the top then, once solved, hand it off to my Jr. devs to polish it up.

I guess punching a producer doesn’t seem so bad now, does it?

Why are people who make a career out of something most people desperately try to avoid, physical combat, so aggressive?

That doesn’t sound right at all it’s mechanically attached of MDF and a wall ... did the screw go into a stud or was it just drywall. It really doesn’t sound right in terms of pure physics and mechanical engineering.

As a nurse I find your definition of gross humorous. That's nothing. This one time while doing a dressing change - ugh - never mind.

This is exactly where all the resistance to AI pilots or remote pilots is coming from. The once-proud ranks of uber-elite men (and some women) known as “pilots” will be gone. Overnight. Like, as fast as camera film. And as many of the top brass in charge of making decisions about aircraft are pilots, they have…

Or just use a lot of sunblock first. That’ll work, right?

My grandfather nearly lost an arm like that. He was an instructor at a track day and the only one willing to get into a dudebro’s WRX. Dudebro proceeded to ignore every instruction he gave and ended up rolling the car. The door came open and. . . it wasn’t pretty. Cut his arm to the bone and ended up with like half a…

He should have beeped Delta, they would have gotten him there and back lickety-split.

Intentional.

Was that powerman 5000 reference intentional or not?

The Drift merges with The Morning Shift. This is what it’s like when worlds collide (Kat Callahan contributed to this report).

Play stupid games win stupid prizes

Toyota is not comfortable being naked with his dog in the room.

As an American, on one hand I think that no Olympian in this day and age should be forced to swim with pieces of shit, but on the other hand Ryan Lochte is one of our better relay swimmers.