Woah dude. Gear down. 

What no meth? This study is full of shit.

This. A thousand times this. 

What the actual fuck. 

He's going to need to come in on the weekend. 

You cant hire ultra right wing conservative fixers and come out looking good. Zuck had the resources to exert the same amount of power without carelessly getting in the mud with these assholes.

It seems as if we had been waiting for an eternity for that other shoe to drop. Rotten right from the top down on this one.

Lame. But you gotta to what you gotta do I guess.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh. Your typo. That goddamned typo..... Ahhhhhhhhhhhh.

This is funny as fuck.

This man is just standing up pins. That is his one and only job.

I imagine it will be taught as a “horse in the hospital” scenario. At that point you have to find ways to mitigate damage before turning your efforts to remove said equine problem. It's an ends don't justify the means lesson that national security students will likely benefit from.

I am picking up what you are putting down, but as a Son of a father who has tossed best practices out the window whenever it threatens convenience I look at this as a profound failure of handlers. I'm not paid to back up my fathers important files- but the NSA sure as fuck is to keep the president from dropping the…

That simple fact is what makes the whole thing just so amazingly insane and embarassing for the entire nation.

My favorite thing about this is that the NSA can’t lock down a handset hard enough to justify the risk of storing a contact list on it... And as a direct result of that the president is baby-with-the-bathwatering the entire exercise of national security. It’s a truly breathtaking example of ineptitude meeting…

Clearly the FBI was in possession of a gift of magic beans. The exteme right just wants all to go hang out with a giant in the clouds. Oh wait...

It's what they use to make brawndo, which is ostensibly what plants crave.

You take that back! Nick Swardson is a national treasure.

I’m really excited about the palapble shadenfreud I’ll experience to see a straight up political proxy-war between the Russians and the Chinese going on in US.

How’s the weather out there this time of year? Do you celebrate Halloween? I'm actually interested.