This. A thousand times this. 

What the actual fuck. 

He's going to need to come in on the weekend. 

Lame. But you gotta to what you gotta do I guess.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh. Your typo. That goddamned typo..... Ahhhhhhhhhhhh.

This is funny as fuck.

This man is just standing up pins. That is his one and only job.

I imagine it will be taught as a “horse in the hospital” scenario. At that point you have to find ways to mitigate damage before turning your efforts to remove said equine problem. It's an ends don't justify the means lesson that national security students will likely benefit from.

I am picking up what you are putting down, but as a Son of a father who has tossed best practices out the window whenever it threatens convenience I look at this as a profound failure of handlers. I'm not paid to back up my fathers important files- but the NSA sure as fuck is to keep the president from dropping the…

That simple fact is what makes the whole thing just so amazingly insane and embarassing for the entire nation.

My favorite thing about this is that the NSA can’t lock down a handset hard enough to justify the risk of storing a contact list on it... And as a direct result of that the president is baby-with-the-bathwatering the entire exercise of national security. It’s a truly breathtaking example of ineptitude meeting…

It's what they use to make brawndo, which is ostensibly what plants crave.

You take that back! Nick Swardson is a national treasure.

Yeah, but also don’t bring piss to a shit fight.

Don't bring piss to a shit fight.

I miss Rob Ford. He was the kind of crazy and corrupt that you could really stand behind.

I hope that smaller than average mushroom dick story haunts him to his death bed.

I'm super glad that you enjoyed and astutely extended my analogy. Thanks!

Dude, it’s not even cartoon villain level machinations. At least cartoon baddies have an elaborate Machiavellian Rube Goldberg machine that could by some stretch of the imagination actually work to destroy mankind or the rainforest or whatever... Trump has something similar to the Wah from Warhammer 40k. Something…

I didn't even know there was a seventh gear! Trump found it and will use it to both colonize Mars and then blow it up to keep America from outsourcing jobs to it. NthD chess master.