Holy shit. The world views Trump as less credible than both Putin and Xi. That’s fuc- actually pretty reasonable. At least Putin and Xi are competent and predictable thugs.

If one punch is a cure for migraines, then by that logic two of them must cure cancer- by that logic Brett K. for supreme Court!

You don't have to. I'm pretty sure the commercial is available on YouTube.

It's a reference to the movie American Psycho, which is movie set in the 80s about a murderous executive who goes on a killing spree that may or may not have been in his head the whole time. He frequently references popular 80s music throughout the film.

Twenty percent accurate, as usual.

I’m pretty sure the Tootsie Pop company covered this in the form of a commercial:

I believe that “Dry drunk” was a reference to Donald Trump who is a tetotaller(sp?) despite acting as if he is shitfaced on a near constant basis.

I understand the reference, but you might want to put that kind of content in quotations going forward.

The Real Housewives of the Beverly Hillbillies

I would kick a dog (and I LOVE dogs) to have a natively integrated version of Forza that I could play with the actual steering wheel and pedals of a Tesla while waiting for my car to charge. Lack of a third pedal not withstanding.

Honestly president k(c?)omatcho would probably make for a much less corrupt and effective civil servant than Johnny two scoops.

Aside from SJ's excellent GITS performance despite the movie being dog shit. Let us never mention that role again, lest it demish her continued career. "Deploy the spooderbot."

No mention of this classic?

It’s important to realize that no amount of “hardening”, short of turning schools into an insufferable Orwellian nightmare, is going to protect kids from these incidents. The people doing this are no longer afraid of death. Their actions are just an extremely vindictive suicide attempt. As long as psychologically…

“Faux News”... I love it. I especially love how mouth breathers would probably pipe up and criticize you for “being stupid and not knowing how to spell.”

Meth is a hell of a drug...

You gave yourself up with this one. Good show though 5/7

OOHHHHHHH Fuck yeah!

We can be as angry as we want about them right now. The good news is that after Trump is out them having destroyed their journalistic credibility will leave them a useless burnt out husk relegated to running stories about kittens stuck in trees.

Am I the only person who feels that Ted Cruz actually eats shit? Like, yeah Teddy... You go and eat all of that big pile of shit, that you clearly enjoy.