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I think that ‘sweetie’ is the part that just cinches the whole thing. It’s such a sugary term of demeaning condescension.

Let’s split the difference and agree that the flight attendant is an idiot without insulting people based on their professions.

“millenniass” you say? Tell us how you really feel.

Obama is so handsome. Not just by comparison, but goddammit. It’s like putting a glass of French wine next to a half empty PBR that’s mostly backwash.

Ken Bone, the undisputed winner of last night’s debate

And I looked and beheld a pale man, with skin like the belly of a slug. In his right hand he held a machete, and in his left hand he held the decapitated head of a cheetah from a game reserve in Africa. And lo, his name was Eric.

I’m an in house employment attorney, so I routinely have to discuss sexist shit with various people. Nothing makes me so angry as when an otherwise rational person is like, oh that’s no big deal— he was just being nice/didn’t mean anything by it/etc. The only thing saving my sanity is that I get the last word on it,

Of course he judges women based on whether or not he’d have sex with them. That’s 100% what we’ve come to expect from him. Anyone expecting him to speak about a woman in the same way as he does about a man, will be waiting a really long time.

Honest question: is there anything about Donald Trump that isn’t disgusting? Can he really be totally without any redeeming qualities?

 Newest Calvin Harris track End to the Drama coming to earbuds near you

You guys ever see that X-files where the dude can speak to someone and essentially narrate to them whatever they want to happen, like, “your arteries are clogging and getting tighter, your breathing is becoming restricted, you’re having a heart attack” and then he does?

I’ve never understood how Bill’s indiscretions have anything to do with Hillary.

I’m sure it was painful enough knowing your spouse had cheated on you, but the extra burden of having it played out on the national stage and dealing with it as gracefully as she did speaks volumes about her. As far as I am concerned,

At least Hillary Clinton wasn’t stupid enough to put the New York City Office of Emergency Management into the World Trade Center against the recommendation of the FBI.

Donald Trump is really just an older version of the inarticulate assholes who bullied and teased me in middle school for being chubby. Just like them, he’s happy to tear down a person’s physical appearance, but as soon as you use an educated argument to counter him, he starts sputtering incoherent nonsense because he

Damn, that video is... something else. I’m especially appreciative of whoever decided to add the North & South kiss in there.

When I was 19 years old, she came to give a lecture at my university. My friends and I were completely enraptured and totally lost track of time. We had never heard anyone speak like that before or since. When she sat down, we looked at each other and asked why she only spoke for 10 minutes... but when we looked at

Now I’m sad for TWO reasons :(

“The closeted perv has never come out as gay”

Because he very well may not be; being a child predator /= gay. Abusive sex is about power, not identity.