Literally was in tears of laughter as soon as the song started. I need to watch it again on mute

Noooo, that photo is giving me flashbacks to the pink elephants on parade bit from Dumbo. Horrific 😱

Maybelline Master Precise is the best drugstore brand I’ve found. I got the Kat Von D tattoo eyeliner for Christmas and the staying power is great but it doesn’t seem as pigmented. Both have a soft but fine tip and don’t feather out but there’s a good 10 bucks between them price wise. I wear winged liner eyeliner…

And yet the guy I hooked up with a few weeks ago who gave me multiples orgasms for the first time ever outside a relationship is ghosting me. Figures :-/

My sincere condolences, I spent a solid year lusting after a guy at university who loved classic literature, was a singer in a metal band and was on of the most intellectually stimulating men I’d ever been around only for this to happen when we finally hooked up. I was so sad :(

Something tells me Trump is one of those guys that flounders around for a bit, asks if you’re ready for it, tells you to brace yourself, thrusts aimlessly between your butt crack/thighs for a bit without being anywhere near inside you and then comes thinking he’s a tremendous stud. I imagine his baby mommas have had…

I bet she’d appreciate a text or something on those days - just a check in ‘how you doing today?’ or ‘thinking of you’ would probably mean the world. my mums mother passed away 3 months before I was born, over 30 years ago now, and my dad always makes an effort to acknowledge her birthday (December 22nd) in a small…

This resonates with me too. My ex boyfriends nephews (aged 12 & 9) had always been encouraged to hug me as the ‘adults’ saw me as part of the family (we dated for 10 years so the boys have pretty much always known me). The younger one would, albeit shyly but the older one started hang back and I went for a fist bump…

Only child here, same logic ;)

Mindblown. Had no idea it was that widespread! I’m now realising there are many puns I’ve missed. Harry and the Henderson’s being the starting point. Cause he’s hairy. Gah. You crazy Americans :)

Marry = ma-ree

‘Prince Harry isn’t living up to his name and is, sadly, going bald’

I started watching Crazy ex GF a week after breaking with my boyfriend of 7 yrs and found myself lusting after Greg, despite the fact that he is an almost exact carbon copy of my ex. Bitter, sardonic borderline alcoholics are way more appealing on TV than in real life :-/

Right? My first thoughts were that she was grasping at straws and tried to play for time with the whole ‘that’s a fair question’ bit. She kinda waffled for a bit, saw a Trumplet in the audience and went with it. I don’t think she even realised how brilliantly cutting it was til the crowd reacted. I imagine her going…

Never. He looks like a husky :-/

I’m pissed that that first female candidate has to deal with this joke as opposition. It will belittle her victory if she wins and likely ruin her career if she loses. She deserves a better sparring partner.

No ‘coffee makes me poop’ mug? Poor show :(

Odourban is the only thing that works for me. You can use it anywhere, hands, back, feet, underarms. I’ve only just been able to wear tops in colours other than black for the first time EVER, before using it I’d have obvious patches under my arms within a few minutes. I’m amazed and scared by its strength to be…

Came here to recommend you all use Aveeno body moisturiser on your face, it’s amazing. Doubles as a brilliant primer before foundation too.

The way I see it, this is not the time to go for a 3rd party, it’s too late in the game to make a difference. This election will be fucked if people who dislike Clinton on principle don’t vote for her over Trump. Suck it up and vote for her as the lesser of 2 evils (even if it’s a small margin) and then start…