Initially, I left this show alone. I heard enough yelling about OMG WHITE GIRLS that I avoided it.

His accent has become so weak since the first Trainspotting came out. Yes, he still has some of it. But I miss it when it was so thick you needed subtitles to understand him.

In my imagination, Geraldine Granger keeps this next to her picture of Sean Bean.

But it’d be great if heterosexual men would talk to each other about this, so their girlfriends don’t have to keep writing orgasm Sparknotes.

I’m just gonna leave this here...

Over 60 years old here… relationships have come and gone, but at least I can say I’ve escaped the legal and financial consequences of marriage.

Wish we could uninvent these things. The ones I’ve tried only have a scent if they’re unlit. They give lots of people headaches and nausea (me), and you can hardly tell your host to put one out and clear the air.

I met Patti Smith last year after a talk she gave. I told her how much I loved her memoirs she has written and she talked about how she had been writing since she was a little girl. I brought up my daughter, who is seven, and how much she loves writing funny poems. She reached over on the table and tore a piece of…

DON’T MIND IF I DO.

:( dating is the wooooorrrsssttt...

That is THE WORST. I had a giant crush on this dude who was so fucking hilarious and really smart and liked a lot of the same bands and TV shows I did and was so fun to hang out with and he FINALLY asked me out and he was like, the worst kisser in the world.

Ugh, this gave me flashbacks to a drunken one night stand from last month...

In way less exciting news, it looks like Greg (Santino Fontana) is gonefrom Crazy Ex-Girlfriend for good.

“He had 50 years to put Tom’s name on any of these papers,” Ms. DeMaio said. “The will was never a valid will.”

“The key is that I’m the king and every queen should support the king.”= Automatic grounds for divorce.

And I’m coveting that hoodie...

I feel like Adichie’s stance is less “women must wear make up to be beautiful” and more “if you as an individual enjoy wearing make up, that is fine and in no way incongruous with feminism.” And I feel like the argument that women should not wear make up is anti-feminist, because it’s dismissing individual’s autonomy…

This might help:

I know it’s not the same everywhere, but in many areas of the US, those two/three are in fact pronounced identically.

They’re both very flawed. Team Darryl & White Josh 4 Lyfe!