More than the apartments, I’m more annoyed by the “quirky female character who eats a lot of greasy, fatty food but maintains perfect skin and stays slim” trope. She’s not shallow like those salad eating bitches, she just LOOKS like them.
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It’s metric, actually. Just as we have millimeter, centimeter, kilometer, and so forth, the prefix “fuck” is a unit of measure at the top of the scale, over “ass” and “butt”. So, as an example, we start with the suffix “ton”, and in order smallest to largest, we have:
When I first started watching Community, I never would have guessed at Glovers’s range. I just thought Troy and Abed were the new JD and Turk.
Did Sarah Paulson also play the character in the 1st AHS who tells Violet Harmon about Roanoke and gives her some phony baloney go away ghost spell that involves saying Croatoan three times?
Sam Bee is not obligated to support your quixotic dream of remaking our democracy at the expense of our actual democracy.
Choosing chastity because you dig that lifestyle is feminism. Choosing chastity because sex = sin and realizing that you like being chaste is Stockholm Syndrome.
you really managed to capture a sublimely beautiful slice of prague there, zac.
Oh my gosh, 3 months of dating is almost like no time at all if you’re not famous. You’re dating just long enough to discover the other person doesn’t like cheese on their hamburgers and GIRL THAT IS WHEN YOU KNOW IT IS OVER.
Can’t speak for Jujy but I certainly do. Bill is charming, intelligent, a great conversationalist, funny and appreciative of humor in others, loyal though not faithful (they are different things), well informed, fascinated by other people, and not least, always looks nicely groomed and as if he probably smells good.…
Can we not blame Amy Schumer for the assholery of men she may have employed/known? Let’s stay focused on the true jerks who deserve our anger.
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After his little display of banging on the dock, shouting sieg heil, making a nazi salute, and then singing some kind of fascist song she said ‘We’re all very impressed. Take him down.’ (Take him down meaning take him back to the cells btw) Which is the most dead pan and condescending response possible and makes him…
Oh god was that the Axe “body detailer?”
Freaks and Geeks! Early Judd Apatow, so early Seth Rogen, Jason Segel, and of course - the dreamiest version of James Franco. Also Busy Phillips and Linda Cardellini and lots of famous people now when they were just starting. SUCH a good show.
Yes, the tender, fragile bloom of masculinity, so lovingly cradled in marketing’s bosom.
One time I had to get tested for a UTI and they couldn't use my sample because it was too dilute and the doctor high fived me for being so well hydrated.
He is unemployed and he’s bitching about you being no fun anymore? Fuck, has he worked ever in his life? It’s fucking work, shit tires you out and then to come home to do more work with the house and kids? Fuck him.
Point of order, the ‘steampunk goggles’ are older style Welding Torch Glasses. Designed for doing work at a low enough temperature that you don’t need the full face covering smoke-glass thing that makes it impossible to see until you actually light up your tool.
My eyes are down here!!!
A. Mann would be fine, too