Am sure the actual Donald Trump could have done it better as he's the best singer, best piano player, and he would have done it with just the blacks keys

Great. Now what am I supposed to Jack off to now?

Blame Michael J Fox. Wasn't Biff based on Trump?

Bring back The Cleveland Show

MAD TVs Steven Seagals America will never be the same again

Everyone knows there's a reason that stuff was unreleased

Which is why you never see Trump there

American version was The Duke John Wayne

What's Dave the Roofers business tagline

$125.million? Thought maximum was $124,999,999?

or the late Gary Moore

Simpsons writers moonlight as Nobel judges. Conspiracy ends here

Bring back Dan Aykroyd for Dragnet 2

Trump did it

Knowing the Chinese it probably was Chinese wet cat food

Trumps dick is never still

Dig up Don Pardo

Am wanting to see Archer use the coolest gun ever - Sterling SMG. Why hasn't he used that yet?

Money's on Steve Martin ruining it

Jeselnik summed it up when he introduced his guests on one of his Offensive shows