He'll be screaming " GET THAT CHOCOLATE PUDDING POP OUT OF MY ABEDA ABEDA DANG DING"

and women like drugs

AMEN

my freezer is old, unlike the bitches I bibib bibity bop boppped

Damn it, was sitting here with my Jello Pudding Pops enjoying AV Club, when this "story" crossed my path. Now with every mouthful, I feel am indulging in forced sexual bebibop bop bibity bop

Al Gore lives in a house?

Michael Moore and Kevin Smith have an overweight Director eat-off, yes I can see it now, a remake of the restaurant scene in Monty Python's Meaning of Life

If we are going to do this, lets go the whole way

What , no radio on the internet? Does that mean Russ Hannerman will lose one of his three commas?

Kevin Smith is fat

At least its real

#CancelJost, come back Joe Piscopo, all is forgiven

TREBEK Sean Connery the board is yours

My God, dont let them breed

Couples, as in relationship with opposite sex? Star Wars nerds? Come on

Tragedy is, a lot of these nerds will be watching several screenings throughout each day, every day.
Now, am off to watch Moonraker, again

He still want to do a Bond film, Double Oh - No

NNEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRDDDDDDDSSSS

Won't someone PLEASE. call Joe Piscoppo's agent

I refused to watch it because Benedict Cumbersome is no Ricardo Montenegro