+1 sausage or taco.

They are the fucking worst.

Bonus points for ingenuity, but this goes against the lazy man’s code.

Extra credit.

Brilliant. I was just discussing this with a friend at work today. People from Texas tell me they add salt to their coolers. She blinded me with science!

I regards to music, I can listen to it on speakers, and not have an issue focusing. On headphones though, no dice. Something about the speaker makes it part of the background, and sometimes helps me focus (ie. not to quiet). Using headphones makes me more aware of it.

Ingenious, but I still like my method that I use while on business trips. I call it “The Travelers Friend”. Fill one of the room trashcans with ice from the hallway machine, and stick the beers in that (not so far that the part your mouth touches actually contacts the can, of course). The average motel trash can is…

Well done. If we live in a world where worms are bugs, then a plain loaf of bread can be called a bread sandwich. And I don’t want to live in that world.

If they’re what I suspect they are, they’re not actually lady bugs. Do they stink? If so, you’ve got Japanese Lady Beatles...not to be confused with lady bugs. Every spring in Wisconsin, we are invaded by these awful stinking things all over the windowsills of our houses.

Good on you. Next thing you know, they’ll forcing us to eat hotdog sandwiches in the stalls of transgender bathrooms so that we we can create vegan safe spaces.

Worry not. These are not sandwiches. It’s just a bunch of food sitting on top of slice of bread. Which is fine...great even.

Nope. A loaf of bread is a bread sandwich. Bread on top and bottom with bread in between. Mmmmmmmm, taste that breadly goodness. You bread sandwich truthers can suck it.

I guess your right. I mean, all those dead soldiers aren’t going anywhere anytime soon, so go ahead and finish your snack.

Well wait...we live in a world where hotdogs and burritos are sandwiches. If there weren’t any dishes in it, it’s a toilet, right?

Nah, dude. Cassette deck.

Do you think Drew used that awful shirt of his as a swaddling blanket for his newborn? Because I am certain he did.

KABOOOOOOOOOM. You can here that mic drop from space. Thank you.

The answer is “Cowboys From Hell” by Pantera.

Can we also agree that people who pronounce it “chipolti” should be sent to a barren island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean that is reserved for the testing of “nuke-yu-lur” weapons?

Nah, dude. The wave sucks. I don’t care if you watch the game or not, but the wave is beat. My dad had a different approach to getting into the game, that I thought was really novel. He’d drink too much beer, then start an argument with my mom when she asked if he really need another one. Later in the night, he’d like…