Those are Tidy Bees, when they feel the cold brush of death upon them they find well maintained human habitation and linger in a well lit area. This is so that they will be disposed of with a minimum of mess.

You’re quote ignorant of political conservatives’ sex lives.

worms are not bugs unsubscribe

lol they spelled “initiate” wrong.

KABOOOOOOOOOM. You can here that mic drop from space. Thank you.

You can argue that a pizza is an open face sandwich, but it’s obviously not.

that’s doesn’t invalidate the idea. it’s just strengthens it, so thanks!

Remove “this.”

you can buy pouches of the low fat soft noodles at costco-just have to heat em. Like 5 serving bags for 5.99

He is definitely a nominee for the Robert Parrish Ugliest Man In The NBA Award. Previous winners include Patrick Ewing (Lifetime Achievement), Dennis Rodman, Byron Mullins, and Mookie Blaylock.

They should auction Jose Bautista’s sunglasses.

Or as a reply to your dentist’s office sending you an alert reminder for your upcoming appointment.

“there is broad, national support for a progressive agenda”

Here’s my message to Bernie supporters, the precious snowflake Millennials:

Actually, Hillary should get the fuck out, because she is facing federal charges, is widely considered to be corrupt, takes money from a wide range of questionable people, and really isn’t even a very good politician by any objective measure.

Bullheads, Gobblers, Rocking Horses, Rumble Ponies, Stud Muffins, or Timber Jockeys...

I thought that was a euphemism for a male prostitute in Canada.

Sorry, but the real choice that embodies Binghamton is not on the list ... the Binghamton Muggers.

LOL I’m not badmouthing at all. I love Manhattans!

In those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ‘em. “Gimme five bees for a quarter,” you’d say.