So what are the grammar rules for “dinger” versus “dong” or “donger”? I am truly awash in confusion.

Wait, those are ramen? I’ve had those like a million times. I must now consider that the flash fried ones are better on their own merits.

It’s the law, dude. Which yes, I am defending. And if you don’t like it, change it. Legally. By voting for representatives that will pass laws. Instead of asking asking a president to violate the constitution with an executive order that will most likely be struck down by the Supreme Court.

“Decided to made a completely outside the law decision”. Excellent.

I regret only that I have but one star to give.

[Sounds of door slamming, tires screeching, engine revving, geriatric neighbors yelling “slow down, hippy].

Wow. I need to do some research on why. You’d think they would just dry it like normal pasta.

I felt really bad about staring this, but yeah.

I cordially invite you to join us conservatives. You seem to share the values. Don’t worry...we won’t make you vote for Trump. He’s just Bernie with more money and better suits.

Which is not how the presidential vote works.

A Trump vs. Hillary election would be truly unbearable. I will take my television into the back yard and shoot it.

Balls, I say. Balls.

Don’t agree with your politics, but you make some excellent points. Bernie supporters look eerily like Trump supporters of the left. Whiny, condescending (despite having below average IQs), lazy, and borderline crazy. OK...maybe borderline crazy is too generous.

I hope you mean the RNC or that this is a joke. To think the Democrat party is “very fiscally conservative” and makes “as few socially liberal concessions as possible” is demonstrably false.

Here here! And who the hell is surprised that there’s a large population of Americans that want everything for “free”, don’t want to sacrifice or work hard for anything, and want someone else to foot the bill for their groceries, cell phones, college tuition, etc.

[Raises hand].

When I first read your comment, I thought it said Binghamton Beer Bongs. That would be the best name. Can you imagine the mascot? The in-park promos? Pure sports comedy gold.

I know nothing about Binghamton or it’s mugger population. Nevertheless: Good Kinja.

Funny...I went to a wedding in Binghamton a long time ago when I was 18 too. I was in drag as bridesmade. Met a very charming gentleman, and had a lovely evening after the reception. No free drinks though.

Number 7, “Toothy BJs”, just barely missed the cut.