We agreed at my office that if there are not images on this site of dude-bros dressed up in Odor and Bautista uniforms this Halloween, the internet has failed us all.

+1 creepy-ass mustache.

Bah! Look at that mustache. Adams was just getting revenge for all the little Jimmies and little Tommie in the back of Green’s white van.

Meanwhile, Jose Bautista’s bat continues to circle the Earth in low orbit.

Beyond just the obvious (which others have pointed out) that this person still has their pants on, they’re doing it all wrong.

Beyond just the obvious (which others have pointed out) that this person still has their pants on, they’re doing it…

He did look a bit back on his heels.

Wow. Just finished wreckin’ the missus. This play is a close #2.

Then for the sake of argument, let’s look at the statistics for blacks killed only by police. For every black person murdered by a cop, 64 others are murdered by someone else (stat from The Guardian). Assuming 90% of black people are murdered by other black people (state from FBI,via Politifact), that means for every…

Typical liberal response to a factual argument in 5...4...3...2...1...and poof.

Frankly, I’m not concerned about the statistic...hear me out.

I’m going to go ahead and give this a +1. While it feels unlikely that I would not have access to a bottle opener in a kitchen well equipped enough to have a proper set of tongs, it appeals to the cook and beer drinker in me.

Sorry there, hoss, but I’m going to have to take issue with this take.

I did not need to see that. Not at all.

The Black Lives Matter “movement” deserves to be clowned on until it decides to become a credible movement.

IDK...they seem to be taking a lot of unwarranted heat lately. Plus, what is the percentage of cops/firefighters versus the total working population? Sounds like a minority group to me.

Thank you for injecting a bit of much needed levity on this thread.

Great...a Donald Trump of the tennis world. Just what my sport needed. #MakeDeuceGreatAgain.

No homo (used jokingly of course) is a pro-move.

I have a great suggestion to fix this: Eliminate gender separation. Have male/female pros compete against each other tournaments. Something tells me pro women tennis players would quickly opt for the old system where the likelihood of placing is far improved.

Non-smoker here with a hot take: You’re a sanctimonious piece of shit.