Good for you. No proper Catholic would refer to tomato sauce as gravy.

You screwed up one of the best quotes of all time. “1.21 jigawatts”.

I would push my mom down a flight of stairs if I were able to commute to work on a hoverboard.

This is accurate. Job well done. We’re going to go ahead and shut the internet down early for the day.

Does anyone have that Viagra hotline number handy? Saw this article earlier today, and have had an erection for more than 4 hours.

A simple thank you for this article. I have been considering an eReader, and this is by far the most simple (best) guide for making my decision. Seriously: Excellent review.

Came here to bitch about this lame hack. Happy I was beaten to the punch. Who the hell has such poor knife skills that it’s easier to clean a cooling rack than a knife.

This is the correct take.

Boooooo. This comment would never have made it out of greys on Deadspin.

+1 for admitting the trailer is garbage. But your take on liking the idea is shit. Ghostbusters is perfection, and still culturally relevant. It shouldn’t have been remade, and certainly didn’t need to be remade with an all female cast for no reason. This pile is the answer to a question no one asked.

I’ll wager dollars to tampons (or whatever is the joke currency on Jezebel) that the trash who responded to the Old Navy pic are Trump supporters.

I love cast iron, but use it selectively. Anything that I need to monitor the color of while I cook (sweating onions, browning in butter, etc), I tend to use my All-Clads. For this reason, I wouldn’t use it to make tomato sauce.

Thank you. Thank you sooooo much for not calling it “gravy”. What the hell is wrong with those people?

After the commercial break, the cameras cut to fans tailgating and playing traditional games. The broadcast went downhill from there:

Dear kramnos1,

I know the feeling about the boss CCing you. Honestly, I tell my boss the same thing I tell others when they CC me. As a result, we have better communication (he sends things to me he needs me to address with clear expectations), and he has a greater respect for me because I set good personal habits and politely…

Here here!

What is even more distressing is that, I swear, so many people either don’t realize they’re doing it (phone checking is like a compulsion for some people) or they don’t realize (or don’t care) that it’s rude. I’m not sure which one is worse.

It’s truly unfortunate that an article like this needs to be written. But here we are.

How am I just finding this out? Is there a lifehacker article that tells me how to build a time machine out of a raspberry pi so I can go back in time and share this tip with 14-year-old pyro me?