Can we just please get over this? The name is offensive. It wasn’t meant to be when the team was founded, but it is now.Let’s just split the difference: Same logo, new nickname “Warriors”. It ain’t that hard.

I hope this comment is strangled to death, and found in an alley later tonight. Preferably in the 3rd Ward.

Wow. A buddy of mine was once arrested on a boat, but this is a new one to me.

Hold on, I’m receiving some breaking news from corporate headquarters. Please bear with me.

+1 33 year-old living in his parents’ basement.

Here in ‘merica we like our beer cold and our TV loud. After Trump finishes the wall that Mexico pays for, I hope he puts a firewall up to keep those “sports” out, and makes Europe pay for it.

Eh...still beats soccer.

True, unless you roast with butter + grated gruyer cheese. It even beats mashed potatoes. I think Burneko did a foodspin article with a similar cooking approach.

+1. I submit. Just made pan-roasted chicken thighs with roasted cauliflower tonight. Said cauliflower greatly improved with rendered chicken fat.

Duck fat gives me a food boner. Far superior to pork fat. Chicken schmaltz can bite my crank.

Got it. Just to reiterate, I totally had sex with that girl.

“Yeah, well I hope you die.”

+1 for the humor value only.

Dear Dead Elvis,

The mom of this girl I used to have sex with got me into soft boiled eggs, but what’s a medium boiled egg?

My ultimate twist on eggs bennedict: Replace the canadian bacon with braunschweiger, and the hollandais with a mustard foam. I call it: Fuck you, just eat it.

Something something, hope you get giardia, something something something, your favorite food is grilled chicken breast, something something, your descendants should be forever cursed to living in Cleveland.

Bah...that fan is just jealous:

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+1 rusty trombone.