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I think for an increasing number of people (or maybe they’re just more willing to own up to it), parenting is something they enjoy having done, rather than something they enjoy doing. Also, I think that the most rewarding moments of parenting (and family life, generally) are typically the ones that other people aren’t

But for viewers who aren’t yet at the parenting stage, the inundation with negative stories about that next step is frustrating and depressing. Watching them, it’s easy to wonder why anyone would procreate at all.

I tried to watch Catastrophe and was turned off by their need to show a dog defecating. I see enough shit at work, I don’t need to see it on tv.

He is the main reason I can’t get excited about any presidential candidate. I have been so spoiled by all the Obamas for 8 and I’m just not ready to let go :(

I think after leaving office, he should embark on a tour across America doling out hugs to the public. Or just to me, I don’t care.

I WAS WAITING FOR THIS PICTURE AND IT WAS BETTER THAN I COULD HAVE EVER IMAGINED!!!

I die. That kid is a total doll. Never get jaded, Mari!

The video is even more ovary exploding. Go Mari!

I may or may not have choked up at this picture this morning.

Seriously, we find ways around the constitution all the time! Why can’t this be one of those times :(

I bet Obama gives great hugs.

I am going to miss you Mr. President. You did good. Thank you. Now I am crying.

A new Bae has come.

Seth Woken

free tits, clear vags, can’t lose!

As a newcomer in the US, I try to find a good newspaper to follow a bit closely. The Wapo is so prestigious, but, apart from some of the “serious world news”, it’s full of bullshit made by pompous writers making stuff up from their upper class loft.

“Too female?”

Fuck yes. I’ve been taking heat from the get for being a Clinton supporter so let’s DO THIS.