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I didn't know Prince was a vegan. Wow and I like that he wasn't obnoxious about it too.

Relatedly, I have been unable to discern why so many vegan YouTubers are from Australia.

give it time

“...eats 51 bananas a day...”

This woman is claiming she eats between 2500 and 3000 calories per day in just bananas.

this is probably hypocritical coming from somebody that spends as much time in the Jezebel comments section as I do, but these people have way too much fucking time on their hands

Every time a vegan posts a YouTube video, a Trump supporter registers to vote.

I have to agree with whoever said it first: the best proof of intelligent alien life is that they stay far away from us.

High school drama never ends.

I feel like if you eat 51 bananas a day, your bowels are FAR from regular.

This is all very stupid

51 bananas a day

Why did I read all of that.

So what you’re saying Ellie is that not eating meat makes you crazy. I knew it!

God. I probably live in cave. I know nothing about nothing, and I don’t even understand this articles, save for the word banana.

The Republicans I know are like “no. not him.”

yeh the whole “no hitting girls” thing is rooted more in “I am the big man, she’s the weakling girl” rather than “abusing your spouse is wrong”

I just listened to it really hoping it would be a very bad prank but unfortunately it sounded very very real. Absolutely completely beyond the pale. I hope that poor woman has some help to get out and away from him.

Wait until it gets cross-posted to Kotaku or something.