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My boss told me today I could go home early if I needed to because I was getting a little upset about my aunt. She said I cover for people so much that if I needed time for myself to take it. It was nice to hear that. Not everyone gets that support.

the good news is most of the dems who hate clinton enough to not vote are white men. who are a minority. she will get the women and the minorities.

The Tea Party ARE the bigots, though. It is they! They are it!

According to family history, my aunt was a notoriously shy child to the point where she was often scolded for rudeness. I imagine Caroline has a similar situation. I was a shy kid too, who eventually learned how to hide it entirely (so now a lot of people seem surprised when I say I’m introverted—friendly and

Ha, ha, yes. Some kids just have that.

Ok, we all know this little girl probably just has a serious face combined with understandably not wanting to be tired, hungry, and surrounded by strangers shoving cameras in her face. But, man do these two little girls and their mom make a sad photo op. The way they both hold on to Heidi’s hands so tightly, like they

This kid is my hero.

As someone who had raging resting angry face as a child, I feel ya, Caroline. I feel ya so hard. You are adorable and dignified and one day you’ll use that glare to instantly wither asshole high school classmates, gross men in bars and anyone else who gets in your way.

That’s how I feel when people say they like Trump because he “tells it like it is.”

Haha, thank you! I was just so inspired by this story

Afterwards, they work together to put out an album called “Arnold Palmer.”

the GOP has no one but themselves to blame for trump. When all you do is feed your electorate red meat in war mongering, racism, sexism, homophobia, islamophobia, xenophobia, absurd conspiracy theories, disdain for poor people, smart people, tolerant people, and basically any one who’s ever visited another country

Some of my family is Republican (though they are more old school Republican not whatever the hell this shit is) and I’m not sure whether I should be grateful that they hate Trump or just still disappointed because they don’t think they could vote for Hillary. I’ll take not voting at all over voting for Trump any day,

My father-in-law and his girlfriend, who is originally from Mexico, are both HUGE Trump supporters, which I know I’ve complained about at length on here already, but I still just do not get it. She is an animal rescuer! She makes Leslie Knope look inconsiderate with her level of thoughtfulness. She is probably the

Ew

As a white person, I don’t know what kind of help I specifically need that wouldn’t benefit others as well.

Admit it...your mind instantly went over every single interaction you’ve ever had with this person looking for “signs” of their lunacy that you missed the first time around.

I... I... fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

I’ve had people I love say similar things out of the blue. It just feels wrong. You can be Republican and not be racist.

John Kasich, who has never come close to being a front-runner in the Republican contest and never quite seemed to