Walker goes on to say that he made Phil Jackson stop the bus, at which point he invited Kobe to step outside with him.

... and TWA 800

Along this line: Jon Benet-Ramsey’s brother killed her (probably accidentally).

I could definitely be talked into that one, plus the idea that he was actually suspended during his first retirement.

David Stern rigged the ‘85 draft.

Flight 93 was shot down. I sort of believed it right when it happened, but then after the movie came out and the ‘let’s roll’ audio, it was all too convenient. So some people got together, decided to overtake the hijackers and then, after succeeding, still smashed the plane into the ground?

OJ’s son did it.

During the Iran hostage crisis, Reagan (or more likely his people) told the Iranians to hold the hostages until after the election so the issue could be used against Carter, and not to make any deals.

Crack was invented and distributed with deliberate governmental acquiescence if not outright assistance.

TOM BRADY DEFLATED THE FOOTBALLS AND PEYTON MANNING DID PEDS AND RUSSELL WILSON HAS NEVER HAD SEX AND CAM NEWTON STILL HAS THAT FUCKING LAPTOP SOMEWHERE AND ANDY REID IS ACTUALLY TWO ANDY REIDS WEARING AN ANDY REID SKIN SUIT AND BRUCE ARIANS AND SAMUEL L. JACKSON GO HAT SHOPPING TOGETHER AND TIM TEBOW IS BEING…

I believe Area 51 exists and we have UFOs there.

...that Michael Jordan’s father was killed by the mafia due to his inability to pay off gambling debts

Stevie Wonder isn’t blind

There’s no way Lee Harvey Oswald acted or shot alone in JFK’s assassination.

Despite bad grades, those kids managed to avoid a C section

and also, that fucking sucks.

This is unacceptable by Carolina. Trash-talk is fine, but once the baseball bats are introduced it becomes a blatant act of WAR.

It’s all a big misunderstanding. Doc wanted to know whether the abbreviation for “frequently asked questions” was an acronym or an initialism.