It might be time for the Mets to convert Harvey into a reliever.

This injury could prevent him from truly developing as a steady Number One.

I always hated the “sorry if we offended you” idea. Don’t make a conditional apology, just leave it as a simple “we fucked up, sorry.”

Even though he retroactively deleted his Tweets, it looks like this Commodore was...

I wonder if there is another method for making coffee. An automatic method where water drips over the coffee grounds into a carafe.

He was flipping his bat in anger here.

Three are still ads, though they don’t appear very often. Also, they only appear when stopped. As soon as you start moving they disappear (that’s my experience, anyway, on an iOS device).

This sody is too cold, it hurts my teeff.

Really? What do you think of Red Lobster biscuits? They are amazing.

“EINSTEIN WAS RIGHT — THERE ARE GRAVITATIONAL WAVES AND WE’VE JUST SEEN THEM FROM THE FOOT OF NUMBER SEVEN! RIPPLING THROUGH THE FABRIC OF SPACE TIME AND LIFTING THE POOR KEEPER RIGHT OFF HIS FEET BEFORE TEARING INTO THE BACK OF THE NET.”

- Ray Hudson, quietly, to no one in particular

for anyone not sure of how to pronounce Prokhorov’s name.

I noticed that shit too.

The most graphic part was her little tongue thing at :31. That ALWAYS means they’ll let you fuck them.

Anchor Julie Stewart-Binks suggested he should dance for her.

Do Not use Amazon Prime to send these filters to Flint Michigan...

Do Not use Amazon Prime to send these filters to Flint Michigan...

He knew he wasn’t Crosby

“Dad said if Horcoff scores a goal, we get a puppy....aw, shit."