“Fuck you, you’re getting a fucking embellishment!”

“Every room is roomtemperature”

“Stephen A Smith goes on a rant that he knows will piss people off so they’ll talk about him because he’s a whore who will say anything for attention.”

This has been an expert tip in parenting from Roger Clemens

I like that the other guy was screaming in “pain” until he realized just how badly Garrido was injured, then sprang to his feet and frantically waved for the medics.

In a special pregame message from Arsene Wenger, the Arsenal manager met with the French team and told them, “Do not be afraid! Go Fourth!”

Hopefully we hear nothing about his sore bae.

Just wait until mom tells him about the time she ate cock on van.

Little known fact: Sue Flay is actually married to Tom Brady’s buddy, Dee Flate.

“I already did.” - Stephanie March

Big deal. Jim Irsay doesn’t even have a kidney.

Alas, not to the young folk. Very kind of you to say, though.

Nilsen: “I can’t live, if livin’ is without you, coach.”

Nilsen: Hakon.

Can we PLEASE stop talking about the Royals celebration and shift focus back to tonight’s Game 6?? As a Mets fan, I really think that deGrom is going to dominate and the offense will chase Cueto early.

If you want to take a crack at Rose there’s definitely not any shortage of material, but I just feel sad for the guy. Who knows, this appearance could be to pay off debts with Mandalay Bay and he had to choose between being in the booth collecting a check and keeping both legs. Maybe it’s for publicity so he can still…

Yeah and it's amazing how the entire stadium was filled with 100% Royals fans. There wasn't a Mets fan in sight.

I gotta figure someone told him about it before the game. The last thing the team would want is for him to hear it from some asshole fan near the dugout yelling it to him and trying to throw him off his game.

One of my earliest sports memories is the Calgary Winter Games and Dan Jansen dealing with the death of his sister.

Percy Harvin: [turns on the radio]