My favorite part was how Walcott took himself out of the play by starting his celebration early.

Pilot G2 are the reason why I stare at people when they ask to borrow a pen. I will block the door and ask for it back after not taking my eyes off you as you write.

Pilot G2 are the reason why I stare at people when they ask to borrow a pen. I will block the door and ask for it…

“Now he fumbled it in the air!”

I’m pro-Facts...not pro-phony self-righteousness

Yeah....no

“It’s important to keep every workplace drug-free. You don’t want people on drugs running the fryer at McDonalds.”

Maybe the clock operator had a chance to win at Fanduel.

On the Pittsburgh sideline, an aware Ben Roethlisberger was excitedly shouting “18! 18! 18!”. Mike Tomlin told him to stop, and ignored Roethlisberger’s pleas that he had not been looking at the cute girl in front row’s drivers license.

Only with the wacky neighbor, Gronk, who rejuvenates the catch phrase, “Did I do that?”.

Calloway meant to use Broad brushes.

Bringing in a cancer like Papelbon drove the last nail in the coffin.

Seriously, Deadspin: take $50 of that $600 you used to troll Geno Smith and hire a lipreader for 10 seconds of work.