Hanzo can’t be gay, he only has eyes for sexy cake.

Do you think Winston is in on the action?

Even if it’s good PR they are getting, I don’t care as long as the man got what he needed to fix the problem. Good customer service should always be praised. :)

I really enjoy your articles Cecilia. Your one of the better writers on Kotaku, keep up the good work ;)

I think part of the reason people like me can’t take the e-sports competitors seriously is their god damn names. Like, pick a name that doesn’t sound like you made it up in 2001 for your neopets account or as your first MMO name.

I’m a high school teacher at a conservative boarding school in Virginia. Here is the letter I wrote to my (mostly Trump-supporting) students.

DID YOU SEE THAT, SHINJI?

Err... I mean, so have I.

All you gotta do is read thegarage.jalopnik.com then get hammered and then play the game.

Ok, but for people on both sides of the issue in this thread, I think we all need to remember that this is a silly, niche anime. The entirety of anime and otaku subculture is not a microcosm of Japanese culture, and one fanservice show is not a reflection of major Japanese cultural values.

Oh good, a weekend run by the dude that thinks being as contrarian as possible by dumping on any and every popular game while claiming every obscure, disliked or generally ignored game is actually the greatest thing ever makes him insightful and smart rather than a hipster with a half-baked grasp of game design and an…

Headphone-wearing waifu? More like project D.Va

Ok but Cecilia...

This is how I imagine the people bitching about are.

Honestly, we try not to discriminate at all when it comes to beliefs and political viewpoints. But we do discriminate when it comes to assholes, so you probably shouldn’t apply.

It is definitely him. He has been hacking since he was born, so it must be second nature to him.

DDOS is the weapon of script-kiddie edgelords.

As much as Zika is dangerous for pregnant women, Lucioballs is a pretty devastating condition for men.

I mean... just write a big “E” on the back with permanent marker. Ya did it.

Bananya was born when a cat head burst out of a hanging banana.