messaika
Messaika
messaika
Aug 28 2019
63

I dunno, I just came back from Vegas working EVO, and I saw little kids posing with those sidewalk showgirls with their underwear halfway up their asshole. Good clean family fun, Cotton!

Aug 28 2019
169

I’m fairly certain this is the worst trailer ever made that uses real in-game footage.

Jun 7 2019
411

A friend of mine has Alpha-Gal Syndrome (a SEVERE red meat allergy from tick bites, which is becoming more popular) and this would have had her hospitalized, if not worse.

I know people think they’re cute and funny, commenting about indignant vegans (even so, stop lambasting people for their dietary choices), but ANY Read more

May 14 2019
581

So the pro-lifers will demand the death penalty for the killing of an “unborn child”, right? They’ll also ban guns as a surgical instrument used in abortions, right?

Mar 5 2019
65

I await the R6 Siege patch that makes monitors impenetrable cover. 

Dec 4 2018
18

Or, I think there are more valuable uses of my skills that don’t involve the military.

Dec 4 2018
57

So I could... enlist in the army, put myself at risk of getting killed, injured or suffer from PTSD, willingly sign up to potentially commit the worst actions possible against another human (murder, torture, etc) at the command of some old guys in Washington, and occasionally play games in a desert? Read more

Nov 6 2017
118

You should seek psychiatric help rather than waiting on a corporation to acknowledge your toxicity for some sort of self satisfaction. Read more

Oct 16 2017
20

Its funny that Sonic the hedgehog has become the most uncomfortable thing about going to Hooters now.

May 13 2017
250

Yes, bae is not an acronym; however, it’s still the dumbest word to enter the English vernacular in the last fifty years.

May 12 2017
32

“First day, what a deal! Instead of ten years prison time I was supposed to be sentenced to, they give me a chance of freedom if I can make it through this maze. And to sweeten the deal even more, they said that once I made it out I’ll need not worry anymore about every expenses in my life. Everything will be taken Read more

May 4 2017
34

We’ll all be spamming that soon in the ‘States if the new healthcare bill goes through.