For Sale: iPhone 6. New, not in box. May have spent 14 hours pressed against a stranger's junk.
Messaika
messaika
Doesn't believe in magic? Ow. "I was so drunk I could of sworn I turned into a bear. Nah."
BOISTEROUS HALF-ORC DRUID FROM A LOCAL BREWERY WHO DOESN'T BELIEVE IN MAGIC, EVER
CHECK THIS SHIT OUT, I'M GOING TO BE A FUCKING
...why he's talking about knowledge and place where I pick up my toilet paper in same sentence?
Remember to slam face first into the bookshelf to knock down the one book that actually does something.
Good only at the one library that they have in the whole kingdom.
judging by how far the watermelon is from the top of his head; he clearly killed the first assistant.
There are so many FPS games, you have to have a counter for them!
Three Fingers turned upward = Half Life 3? O.o
as a pokemon whom can't evolve I find this article offensive. You should never joke about pokemon evolutions because us non trans pokemon have to live our lives without knowing that simple joy and it's upsetting. So please, no more jokes about this, isn't my suffering enough? -groudon
Nosey Buggers
As a child I remember that "Santa" would always eat the cookies but never drink the milk.
Here's proof that you don't necessarily need thousands of dollars to build something unique with LEGO. Although you…
Cancer inducing.
Everyone has a grandmother who gives them a demonic box with a portal to the realm of Cthulhu, don't they? ... just me?
"Didn't I get the same thing last year?"
