Huzzah! I guess this means I AM a bad enough dude to save Santa from those ninjas. Finally.

Come back tomorrow. Please. I beg you. I am so lonely.

Oddly poetic this one.

Every time I rob a store. I run away screaming 'you can't catch me!'.

Japan has it's anime-themed cars. We have our obesity-themed cars.

*covers you in cherry syrup*

NOOOOO!!! Not the gumdrop buttons!!

Please don't shoot me, I don't know where the Muffin Man is!! PLEASE!!

The man, the myth, the legend. All you how don't know him, he is a god amongst men. Some say he spends his entire fortune attempting to create is own real life chocobo and once managed to cast Curaja in front of a live studio audience.

So it has rooks and bishops having incestuous sex? I'm intrigued.

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Terrorists are going to use this as a training tool to fuck up the farm belt.

The special twist: this story ends with two new characters Cease and Desist.

Doesn't get any badder than this, fellas.

Could you imagine if some Moose and Lego had offspring? They would be able to hide their numbers perfectly through clever syntax.

I'd buy 'em.

Are there Lego people in the Lego People line? Is there Lego for the Lego People line Lego people? Is there a Lego People line in the Lego for the Lego people in the Lego People line? Lego People line Lego people Lego line People Lego?

they did this already.