My personal pet theory is that we'll see a FFVII remake around 2017, just in time for the 20th anniversary. Or 2022, for the PSV, for its 25th.

Ah, squirrels... also known as "rats with good PR agents."

I take umbrage at your suggestion that squirrels are jerks! That, sir, I cannot abide! Squirrels are fluffy critters of materialized cuteness and you should be ashamed of yourself—nay—appalled by your denigration of the Maker's most beautiful animals.

Needs more flags.

This isn't a glitch. It's a leaked screenshot of the newest "Fabio" DLC.

Hello, my baby
Hello, my honey
Hello, my ragtime ga~aaaaaaal.

Ubisoft: "These aren't glitches. It was deliberate. We've secretly altered the genre from period adventure game into psychological horror game."

Naw. yall just don't get it. It's all part f the story. Remember this is all being seen through a virtual reality machine that the main character is hooked up to. The glitches are just him going crazy.

WHO'S THIS BEN BERTOLI PUNK? I think we should chase him out of town. Oh, if only GBD was here, he'd know what to do.

Plaid. Plaid is lumberjack safety gear.

What are you talking about? He's wearing all the proper safety gear.

Kitties + cute plush toys

Awesome, but I'll just wait for my cat to become a bit fatter instead.

It's the Beerstation 4!

The X Boner?