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Sometimes for love, you really have to buckle down to impress the ladies, catch my drift?
(^bad joke 2014)

I'd give the game a try.. seems like it could be fun, and interesting. :)

At some point, you have to question a relationship revolving entirely around both parties intense desire to almost kill themselves on a constant basis.

VLC encountered a problem with Windows

Help others install VLC, like this protester assisting the police with their install!

Fi singing is the scariest thing.

Kill it before it runs away!!!

It's Kotaku East, baybeh! They let us know all the wild and zany things the Japanese kids are into these days.

Also, my brotha, I would highly suggest reading this article in public, especially near cute girls. Cute girls love hamsters. Hamster bartender is the best wingman of all time.

That bartender looks like an upstanding gentleman to whom I would get drunk and sobbingly tell all of my problems. I imagine his response would be, "You'll be ok, kid, ya got yer whole life ahead of ya."

Marv, god dammit! Stop eating the merchandise!

So of course I watched the second mannequin video, figuring, "How bad could it be?" Let it be known: I am a freaking moron, and I want my mommy.

*sobs into keyboard* It's true! All of it is true!

Printed one out, and it ended up as a perfectly normal likeness of my face. Dammit, 2K, why does your shit always break!?

;_;

RARE CANDY IS PEOPLE!

PETA would have paid this guy some good cashola for this kind of stuff when they were campaigning against this game.

I was on the fence about this year's version... until this. Absolute purchase now.