When Travolta’s Closet was asked about it’s inhabitant, Closet declined comment.

Can we please together as a nation... and beat the fuck out of this guy?

Fuck tennis.

What if the myth (truth) is that Apu was based on a real person that worked at the Sunshine Market (no longer there, now called Fat Sals - offensive to the obese?) across the street from the studio during the early days of the Simpsons.

But what about something something something Bernie Bros! Something something!

From the university farm, of course.

Rumor has it (not sure about statute of limitations), friends and I left a goat and 2 turkeys in my R.A.’s room for the weekend while he was away at an R.A. team building bullshit conference. Whole lotta pooping and peeing went on in that fools room that weekend. Someone should do worse to this R.A., and quickly,…

Turds.

Fuck NYC for giving us this cousin fucking POS.

Starbucks serve coffee. And donuts. I’m surprised it took that long for the cops to get there.

Or you could simply go fuck yourself.

And she only had 8 toes.

Mean old bitch dies. News at 11.

Youre kinda guilty of doing the same thing Birdo wanted to do to this Mitchell prick... might make you a “LOSER” too. But, I’m not one to call names, simply observe the hypocrisy.

I’m with you on this sentiment, but you do realize the number of big business COs that support anti-LGBTQ, anti-women, anti-basic-human-decency causes is quite alarming? Urban Outfitters and Anthropologie, pretty much every major bank, gas retailer, Wal-Mart are just the tip of the iceberg... You gotta boycott almost…

Sorry, Chick-fil-a is closed on Sunday.

A simple case of murder.

I called my white ‘77 Buick Park Avenue Limited “Cream Puff”. It was rude and hurtful.

The story here is the 50 or so innocent folks out of a job, not yet another hollywood actor type that did yet another shitty thing. And then there’s the story about the shitty network with no faith in a good project other than the shitty actor attached to it. If it needed Louis C.K. and only Louis C.K., why the fuck…

I’ve found myself dreaming of a military coup. If our leaders behave like third world dictators, they should be treated as such.