The Rangers have a big scouting presence in Japan. They’ve been courting Ohtani for years, same as they did with Darvish. The Rangers have worked hard to respect the Japanese culture and approach to baseball, something that speaks volumes to a player looking to make the jump to MLB.

Lest it be forgotten, stalwart family values Republican and known boy-toucher Dennis Hastert was Speaker of the House. None of this should come as a surprise.

Who gives a shit?

The Republican Congress is a Turd-Fart that will TRICKLE DOWN my leg.

Say what you want about “third place”. Your second place finisher ran a terrible, uninspired campaign and lost hard to an orange turd. Quit crying about Bernie and own it.

Tulsi Gabbard.

Horse Fucking Shit.

Hillary Clinton 2020: Most Qualified to Burn Bridges At Both Ends.

The DNC is a private institution. Bernie actually followed their rules, paid the fees, got on the Democratic ballot. So, yes, they absolutely had an obligation to Bernie, his suporters and the electorate at large. It’s called integrity.

But but but but Berrrrrrrrrnnnnnie Bros!

Mmmmmmm hmmmmmm... Bernie’s the problem?

Peole voted for him because he wasn’t beholden to the whimsy of the DNC’s corporate overlords.

Go ahead. Stick with Hillary. She’s perfect.

Horse shit.

Amen.

Mother fucker.

Turds.

Violence does solve violence? Just ask Hitler. Oh yeah, my bad. We violently fucked that Nazi up.

In this case protecting the public on a “welfare check”meant killing the poor bastard. well done.

Every mental health professional I know is fucking crazy.