The question that should frighten us all is “When will Ivanka make her run?”. 

My next flight, I pray to Baby Jesus that I’m sitting in front of you. Like a Modigliani, I’ll be reclining so hard, you’ll think I’m sitting in your lap.

I wish Hillary was this angry at Wisconsin, but we know she’ll never go there.

I find this statement offensive to bees.

This speaks to the probability of a brokered convention. In a field of 6 or so top candidates with firm bases, no one his likely to reach the threshold of over 50% of the delegates. There’s going to be some serious bargaining for power in Milwaukee next July. I believe Warren and Bernie can muster the delegates to top…

Great. I recently leased a Forester after many years of continual money pit fucking, maintenance overcharges, and every other part failing by BMW. Yes, I dropped my 5 series for a Subaru. I really did. 

Sadly, the crazies are out today claiming she was a Satanist child molester. People ruin everything.

Winning by losing.

His lips remind me of my dog’s butthole.

I’m that white guy who bought a house in the area - in L.A., a few blocks away from Inglewood, but still walking distance to the new stadium. My neighbors have been very welcoming. The stadium aside, it’s the last middle class neighborhood in L.A. that hasn’t turned over.The residents are aging out, over 70, in a city…

It’s split between Maxine and Karen Bass.

Biden Bros.

This story is almost as factual as those Russian bot feeds the rest of the interwebs is drowning under.

Baylor and it’s Baptist heritage have always behaved this way. None of this is new history. Anyone who’s spent more than a hot minute around Waco knows this truth.

If that’s your maker, then everything should be thrown away. But we’re speaking in terms of politics, not about your used panty collection.

“The real tragedy here is Michael himself.”... ??????

Anything Wall Street wants, I’m firmly against.

Surprise, Michael Dell’s words are as shitty as his shitty piece of shit computers.

A Real Republican Man would have forced His Woman to have way more than 2 abortions. Weak shit, Clint.

Who needs college to get laid when there’s happy hour at TGI Fridays?